Murder Lives Here

Entries categorized as ‘Reasons to Kill Yourself’

Jamez Doesn’t Speek Innernetz

July 19, 2007 · 4 Comments

Murder: OH HAI

James: dude you promised

Murder: LOL JAMEZ

Sent at 11:04 AM on Thursday

James: dude

i hate you

Categories: Jamez · Kewl · Reasons to Kill Yourself

Agent to the Interns of Stars

July 6, 2007 · Leave a Comment

This is for the FameGame people’s new intern, who I don’t even know. This is getting out of hand/depressing/a little weird.

Categories: Agents · Brown · Contracted Labor · Getting Hammered · Interns · Reasons to Kill Yourself

Agent to the Stars II

June 25, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Clearly a career is developing here.

Invoice 4 FAMELAMEGAME

Mah esteemed klient regwets to infohm u that you owe him sum monay, to the toon of $462.60.

We ah beginning to feel that this 60 cents extwa evwy week is nothing moah than an insult. Derefore, keep your 60 cents, and spend it on diapahs, babies.

I ROOLZ.

-NaRniO’s PeePz

P.S. for payment, we except eitha cash or links to LOLcatz sites.

 

That voice is starting to make me want to kill myself.

Categories: Agents · Brown · Contracted Labor · LolCatz · New Jobs · Reasons to Kill Yourself