Staying in Touch is Important

My friends Kevin and Gorman are good buddies. That’s why they make such an effort to stay in touch:

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Kevin Titterton
Date: Aug 15, 2007 11:39 AM
Subject: Re: OH WORD????
To: Eric Gorman <eric.gorman@gmail.com>Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!Word is bond. . . .JAMES BOND!!On 8/14/07, Eric Gorman <eric.gorman@gmail.com > wrote:

word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
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word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
word son of man!!word son of man!!word son of man!!
On Aug 14, 2007, at 11:28 AM, Kevin Titterton wrote:

> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????
> OH WORD????OH WORD????OH WORD????

The Dumbest Conversation Between Two People, Ever

 Murder: on it

Brown: nice

Sent at 2:46 PM on Monday

Murder: sent

Brown: DOPERS

Sent at 2:48 PM on Monday

Murder: cc me

Brown: fuck

Murder: whatevah

Brown: redone

Murder: swee

Welcome to…”Shit Canyon”

I have decided I am going to write a novel called “Shit Canyon”. It is going to be in the mystery/thriller genre of your local bookstores within a year, because it is brilliant. It’s about four unsuspecting teens who go for a weekend camping trip in picturesque Shit Canyon. However, there is a fucking psychopath who lives there, and he starts murdering people. Then the teens start freaking out because he stole all their camping gear and their boom box with the Third Eye Blind cds, so they start to go crazy and blame each other. And two of them have sex for the first time, with each other, which is awesome. A passage:

“Oh God, we have to find a way out of this shitty canyon!” said Frank.

“Who would have thought a canyon could be so shitty,” replied Susan.

Sweet. Below is the working cover.