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Trey Lives Here

July 9, 2007 · 4 Comments

I created a fake AIM screen name and contacted my friend Cheese pretending to be his hero. However, it is obviously only me.

TreyAnstsio (11:15:20 AM): hello, cheese 

Jumpboy5 (11:16:44 AM): hi TRey!!!

Jumpboy5 (11:17:06 AM): hows Saratoga treating you?

TreyAnstsio (11:15:29 AM): i just wanted to say thanks for being a fan all those years

TreyAnstsio (11:16:11 AM): it’s ok, it’s ok. i get hammered at e. odwyer’s a lot

TreyAnstsio (11:16:22 AM): i was in a bad place cheese

TreyAnstsio (11:16:26 AM): a very baaaaaaad place

Jumpboy5 (11:17:52 AM): yeah i know man, i was there

Jumpboy5 (11:17:56 AM): it sucks for all of us

TreyAnstsio (11:16:51 AM): i also wanted to say

TreyAnstsio (11:17:04 AM): i really apologize for using the digital delay all the time

TreyAnstsio (11:17:09 AM): i dont know why i thought that sounded good

Jumpboy5 (11:18:26 AM): yeah…

Jumpboy5 (11:18:31 AM): you know it wasnt bad at first

Jumpboy5 (11:18:36 AM): it was just ovrkill

TreyAnstsio (11:17:28 AM): it just made me feel so

TreyAnstsio (11:17:30 AM): powerful

TreyAnstsio (11:17:32 AM): like god

Jumpboy5 (11:18:57 AM): i think you just gotta realize that youre powerful no matter what

TreyAnstsio (11:17:53 AM): thanks cheese

TreyAnstsio (11:17:58 AM): thats very heady of you to say

Jumpboy5 (11:19:40 AM): well that mean alot coming from you

TreyAnstsio (11:18:40 AM): welp, i’m going to house a case of keystone light and blow 50,000 dollars at the race track

TreyAnstsio (11:18:46 AM): you take care of yourself cheese

Jumpboy5 (11:20:23 AM): you too Trey, I’ll look you up at Odwyers whn i get up there thisweekend

TreyAnstsio (11:19:14 AM): ok.

TreyAnstsio (11:19:20 AM): also sorry about gotta jiboo

TreyAnstsio (11:19:24 AM): that was a horrible song

Jumpboy5 (11:20:48 AM): ok

Jumpboy5 (11:21:16 AM): and im sorry about yelling this sucks from the family section during the Friday encore at 8/15/03

TreyAnstsio (11:20:14 AM): that was you?

TreyAnstsio (11:20:33 AM): i didn’t even think that was coming from the audience

TreyAnstsio (11:20:52 AM): i thought that was mike

Jumpboy5 (11:22:15 AM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (11:21:13 AM): ah

Jumpboy5 (11:22:49 AM): and when you come back please please please play a phatty fluffhead > its ice

TreyAnstsio (11:21:44 AM): for you

TreyAnstsio (11:21:45 AM): i will

TreyAnstsio (11:21:56 AM): stay heady cheese

Jumpboy5 (11:23:29 AM): im doing that guitar motion from bill and ted

Jumpboy5 (11:23:41 AM): i don know how to type that but thats what im doing

TreyAnstsio (11:22:32 AM): sweet, i love that, i’m doing it too now

Categories: Cheese · Doppelgangers · Hippies · Trey

I Actually Know This Kid

June 15, 2007 · 5 Comments

Seriously. This is my friend Deuce. I haven’t seen him in like two years, but quite clearly he has gone insane. I have no idea where he is, but word on the street is he’s carrying around jars of his own pee.

Categories: Cops · Deuce · Djembes · Hippies