The Great Hung Over Puke Bet of 2007

IN THE STILL THRIVING SPIRIT OF AWESOME COMPETITION, KEVIN AND I WILL NOW DO BATTLE OVER WHEN ANIMALSTYLE PUKES AT WORK.

This morning, Kevin had an idea. An idea based off of this conversation:

AnimalStyle: I am so fucked up right now

Kevin: What are you on dude? Meth?

AnimalStyle: Coke and alcohol. This is bad.

I had to come in today.

Kevin: Dude what the fuck.

Did you sleep?

AnimalStyle: I just rolled out of bed and took a cab here.

I slept like an hour.

Kevin: Dude get it together.

you’re acting like lohan.

SO NOW SINCE SHE IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO PUKE AND MAYBE DIE, THE ONLY HUMANE THING TO DO IS TAKE BETS ON WHEN THAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. I SAID 1:40 PM, AS LUNCH WILL HAVE A CALMING EFFECT INITIALLY, AND THEN THE STASIS OF THE AFTERNOON WILL BE TOO MUCH TO HANDLE. KEVIN HAS LITTLE FAITH SHE WILL MAKE IT THAT FAR, AND CHOSE 12:30.

AND FOR THE RECORD, ANYTHING CONCERNING AWESOME COMPETITION WILL HERETOFORE APPEAR IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

WHOEVER COMES CLOSEST WITHOUT GOING OVER WINS! WATCH FOR UPDATES! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Disappointment and Anticlimax

Uhh…

So neither Kevin nor I won the autographed Nelson Mandela picture. Some dude named “ToadlyCrystal” won it, with a bid of $4.90. Needless to say that’s pretty god damn pathetic. Here is what the bid history looked like.

I think it’s funny that we both bricked not only on bidding in the last hour of the sale, but also in the last 24 hours of the sale. I SMELL A REMATCH.

Also, ToadlyCrystal. Just let that name wash over you for a minute.

In other news:

Levi: knock knock.

Murder: who’s there?

Levi: twin towers

Murder: twin towers who?

Levi: YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!!!!!

The Great eBay War of Aught Seven Opens

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IN THE SPIRIT OF AWESOME COMPETITION, KEVIN AND I WILL NOW DO BATTLE IN THE WILD JUNGLES OF EBAY FOR THIS AUTOGRAPHED NELSON MANDELA PORTRAIT.

MAN: THE MOST DANGEROUS QUARRY OF THEM ALL!

 Actually, the original bounty was supposed to be this set of Perfect Strangers collectible buttons and pencil with a sheep on the end of it, but Kevin decided that since it ended in like a day, there wasn’t enough time for sufficient visceral, edge of your seat bidding action. Too bad I had already entered my first bid of $5.15.

Fuck. Without the competition involved, I want absolutely nothing to do with these buttons.

FOLLOW ALL THE EXCLUSIVE NICKEL-INCREMENT BIDDING ACTION HERE!