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Just Sort of Weird In General

September 19, 2007 · 1 Comment

So I guess the other day some chick found the conversations between Cheese and Trey Anastasio, because she took it upon herself to start writing instant messages to him, which he, of course, concurrently sent to me.

idreamin45mm: your s/n is plastered all over the internet.

just thought you’d like to know, if you don’t already.

jumpboy5: Really, I didn’t realize that many people read murder lives here

jumpboy5: so are you a totally random person

idreamin45mm: Haha, I suppose. I’m Ashley.

idreamin45mm:  I saw some convo with your s/n pasted on it, and thought you should know. Haha.

jumpboy5: wow

Yeah, “Wow” is right. But Cheese managed to turn the whole thing funny, because that’s what he does.

idreamin45mm: So how did you react when you found out your friend tricked you?

jumpboy5: Well

jumpboy5: wait what?

idreamin45mm: the Trey imposter.

jumpboy5: What do you mean imposter?

idreamin45mm: ….

jumpboy5: I mean, I know he posted it on his blog, I sent it to him

idreamin45mm: The kid who IMed you as Trey from Phish…

jumpboy5: I’m pretty sure Trey IMed me…

idreamin45mm: The blog said it wasn’t really Trey, it was the writer of the blog.

jumpboy5: No way, I’m sure he was being sarcastc

idreamin45mm: “I created a fake AIM screen name and contacted my friend Cheese pretending to be his hero. However, it is obviously only me.”

jumpboy5: NONONooh man

jumpboy5: no

idreamin45mm: that’s what it says on the blogger.

idreamin45mm: that’s where I found your s/n.

jumpboy5: It was either trey or Mike pretending to be Trey

idreamin45mm: but that is the first few lines of the blog.

jumpboy5: Yeah, I mean..I obviously saw that, I just thought he was joking I mean

12:45 AM

jumpboy5: That had to be Trey, right

idreamin45mm: ……I doubt it.

jumpboy5: But that was like the, that was the best part of my year

idreamin45mm: Phish is a pretty well known group…and most people, especially semi-famous ones, don’t create screen names using their real names.

jumpboy5: What?!

idreamin45mm: Please tell me you’re kidding and I didn’t just ruin your whole life…

jumpboy5: Listen, I’ve been to like 19 shows, including 04/04/98 and 02/28/03

and I’m pretty sure they know me by now

at least by sight

jumpboy5: which is probably how Trey found me on facebook

idreamin45mm: …..Wow.

idreamin45mm: Do you think he would search for you though?

jumpboy5: Uhm

jumpboy5: yes

idreamin45mm: That’s cool if he did, but your friend outright said he tricked you.

jumpboy5: Ashley, I dont think you understand

I started the wave at Albany and Nassau

idreamin45mm: http://murderliveshere.wordpress.com/category/doppelgangers/

idreamin45mm: I’m not trying to ruin your day by any means.

jumpboy5: I’m pretty sure Trey, and Mike and Fish and Definitely Page know who I am

idreamin45mm: Or…maybe it was your friend who posted the blog?

jumpboy5: Oh MAN!!

jumpboy5: OH MAN!

jumpboy5: AAGH

idreamin45mm: SHHH. calm down.

jumpboy5: okokok

jumpboy5: sorry…Sorry

jumpboy5: ITs just…you know, I thought that He was going to go out and just like, Maybe bring Page. And Page and I would both order sandwiches…

jumpboy5: you know?

jumpboy5: I thought that that was within the realm of possibility…

idreamin45mm: Are you serious? I’m having a hard time following this.

jumpboy5: I’m sorry I’m kind of emotional right now

idreamin45mm: Are you really convinced that this was your idol? I mean…I could be wrong.

jumpboy5: I was just trying to say that based on our casual dialogues, that we would eventually befriend each other, have lunch, and eventually he might bring Page.

jumpboy5: I mean, I thought it was Trey

idreamin45mm: maybe it is really trey

idreamin45mm: maybe i’m just assuming it isn’t without the facts?

jumpboy5: I never really…I didn’t think that Murf would do something like that, but now that you’re spelling it out for me..I mean..

jumpboy5: ohh

jumpboy5: man

jumpboy5: so like, how old are you

Categories: "These Internets are Kewl Mistresses" · Cheese · Payday · Trey

Trey Apparently Still Lives Here

August 29, 2007 · Leave a Comment

TreyAnstsio (1:38:44 PM): cheese?

Jumpboy5 (1:39:24 PM): TREY!

TreyAnstsio (1:38:56 PM): hello cheese!

TreyAnstsio (1:39:02 PM): long time no talk

TreyAnstsio (1:39:04 PM): TALK

TreyAnstsio (1:39:06 PM): LIKE MY SONG

Jumpboy5 (1:39:49 PM): hah, yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:39:23 PM): so ehh, i mean, what’s been up?

Jumpboy5 (1:40:20 PM): actually, I’m listening to Billy Breathes

Jumpboy5 (1:40:54 PM): I heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide and got kinda sad, and when i go to my sad place I listen to BB.

TreyAnstsio (1:40:26 PM): great, great

Jumpboy5 (1:41:06 PM): Hey Trey.

Jumpboy5 (1:41:11 PM): Can I ask you a question

TreyAnstsio (1:40:41 PM): of course you can cheese

TreyAnstsio (1:40:50 PM): what do you want to know?

Jumpboy5 (1:41:56 PM): Why cant I just replace Page? Everyone knows he’s the one keeping phish apart.

Jumpboy5 (1:42:17 PM): I can do it, just give me one chance

TreyAnstsio (1:41:55 PM): hmm. well, i don’t doubt your talents cheese

Jumpboy5 (1:42:36 PM): okok

TreyAnstsio (1:42:01 PM): but let me answer your question with a story:

Jumpboy5 (1:42:47 PM): ugh…ok

Jumpboy5 (1:42:57 PM): as long as it isnt the story of the gost

Jumpboy5 (1:43:03 PM): is it the story of the ghost?

TreyAnstsio (1:42:17PM): no it is not the story of the ghost 

TreyAnstsio (1:42:29 PM): do you remember when i started that band called Oysterhead after phish broke up the first time?

Jumpboy5 (1:43:13 PM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:42:50 PM): and do you remember how i had a huge awesome antler attached to my guitar?

Jumpboy5 (1:43:37 PM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:43:32 PM): and do you remember how when i moved my hand away from the antler and then closer to it, it went “waaah wuh wuh wah!  wuh wahh wahh…wuh wuh! wah wawawawa waaaaaaaahh”?

Jumpboy5 (1:44:29 PM): I DO!

TreyAnstsio (1:43:57 PM): yeah!

TreyAnstsio (1:44:01 PM): so

TreyAnstsio (1:44:09 PM): um

TreyAnstsio (1:44:13 PM): how sweet was that right?

Jumpboy5 (1:45:05 PM): so you dont even need Page when you have the spirit antlers?

TreyAnstsio (1:44:31 PM): oh right, page

Jumpboy5 (1:45:12 PM): is that it?

TreyAnstsio (1:44:39 PM): no page is just sort of a squirrely little bitch

Jumpboy5 (1:45:22 PM): oh

Categories: Cheese · The Truth · Trey

Trey Lives Here

July 9, 2007 · 4 Comments

I created a fake AIM screen name and contacted my friend Cheese pretending to be his hero. However, it is obviously only me.

TreyAnstsio (11:15:20 AM): hello, cheese 

Jumpboy5 (11:16:44 AM): hi TRey!!!

Jumpboy5 (11:17:06 AM): hows Saratoga treating you?

TreyAnstsio (11:15:29 AM): i just wanted to say thanks for being a fan all those years

TreyAnstsio (11:16:11 AM): it’s ok, it’s ok. i get hammered at e. odwyer’s a lot

TreyAnstsio (11:16:22 AM): i was in a bad place cheese

TreyAnstsio (11:16:26 AM): a very baaaaaaad place

Jumpboy5 (11:17:52 AM): yeah i know man, i was there

Jumpboy5 (11:17:56 AM): it sucks for all of us

TreyAnstsio (11:16:51 AM): i also wanted to say

TreyAnstsio (11:17:04 AM): i really apologize for using the digital delay all the time

TreyAnstsio (11:17:09 AM): i dont know why i thought that sounded good

Jumpboy5 (11:18:26 AM): yeah…

Jumpboy5 (11:18:31 AM): you know it wasnt bad at first

Jumpboy5 (11:18:36 AM): it was just ovrkill

TreyAnstsio (11:17:28 AM): it just made me feel so

TreyAnstsio (11:17:30 AM): powerful

TreyAnstsio (11:17:32 AM): like god

Jumpboy5 (11:18:57 AM): i think you just gotta realize that youre powerful no matter what

TreyAnstsio (11:17:53 AM): thanks cheese

TreyAnstsio (11:17:58 AM): thats very heady of you to say

Jumpboy5 (11:19:40 AM): well that mean alot coming from you

TreyAnstsio (11:18:40 AM): welp, i’m going to house a case of keystone light and blow 50,000 dollars at the race track

TreyAnstsio (11:18:46 AM): you take care of yourself cheese

Jumpboy5 (11:20:23 AM): you too Trey, I’ll look you up at Odwyers whn i get up there thisweekend

TreyAnstsio (11:19:14 AM): ok.

TreyAnstsio (11:19:20 AM): also sorry about gotta jiboo

TreyAnstsio (11:19:24 AM): that was a horrible song

Jumpboy5 (11:20:48 AM): ok

Jumpboy5 (11:21:16 AM): and im sorry about yelling this sucks from the family section during the Friday encore at 8/15/03

TreyAnstsio (11:20:14 AM): that was you?

TreyAnstsio (11:20:33 AM): i didn’t even think that was coming from the audience

TreyAnstsio (11:20:52 AM): i thought that was mike

Jumpboy5 (11:22:15 AM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (11:21:13 AM): ah

Jumpboy5 (11:22:49 AM): and when you come back please please please play a phatty fluffhead > its ice

TreyAnstsio (11:21:44 AM): for you

TreyAnstsio (11:21:45 AM): i will

TreyAnstsio (11:21:56 AM): stay heady cheese

Jumpboy5 (11:23:29 AM): im doing that guitar motion from bill and ted

Jumpboy5 (11:23:41 AM): i don know how to type that but thats what im doing

TreyAnstsio (11:22:32 AM): sweet, i love that, i’m doing it too now

Categories: Cheese · Doppelgangers · Hippies · Trey