This place is big. Why didn’t anyone tell me that?
The other day I rode the bus to Brown’s house. It took a long time. On the bus this hispanic lady was telling her friend about getting punched in the face while she was walking down the street with her baby.
I’m obviously going to do fine here. But just in case I bought this and wear it now every time I leave the house.
Have you ever seen a guy get on the subway wearing a suit of armor? Have you ever seen a guy wearing a suit of armor stare at a subway map on the wall of the train for ten minutes before asking someone if he was on the right train to get to the Museum of Natural History?
Nobody fucks with a guy wearing a suit of armor. Except maybe another guy wearing a suit of armor. And his is black.
Uh oh.
4 responses so far ↓
Winnie Cooper // October 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm |
Weak.
Murder // October 12, 2007 at 2:47 pm |
You’re named after a girl, dude.
Winnie Cooper // October 12, 2007 at 3:01 pm |
And you fancy yourself funny.
shatraw // October 12, 2007 at 5:13 pm |
museum of natural history is serviced by the C train at 81st street (and the A when it’s running local). maybe the B as well. can’t remember.
beware the black knight. he hides in central park, usually in the ramble, where he can found blowing dudes most of the day.
but when he’s not blowing dudes, look out.