Bitches and Buttresses — Meet Elvis

 Elvis is in Architecture School in Boston. He also fancies himself a Jewish rapper named Schlomo.

Elvis: yo Schlomo the Yid is branching out

new project

this fall

Murder: OH SHIT

peepz wuz waiting on that shit to drop

Elvis: SCHLOMO THE YID AKA M.C. FLOORPLAN WILL BE DROPPING SOME BLUEPRINTS OFF FOR YA

Murder: HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAH

Elvis: FEAT. Im Double-Hung like a window

and the hit song “Whats so WRONG about Frank Lloyd WRIGHT?”

Sent at 3:31 PM on Friday

Elvis: IM ON TOP OF THIS HIP-HOP ACROPOLIS