Winnie Cooper: you know how when you take a shit at the office, and your dick touches the inside of the toilet seat
Murder: hahahahahahahaha
yeeesssss…
Winnie Cooper: yeah. tough times.
Murder: that’s it?
Winnie Cooper: yeah.
Murder: yeah that sucks man
Winnie Cooper: thats practically having gay sex
Murder: its way too god damn close to it, ill give you that
Winnie Cooper: ima wear a rubber next time
5 responses so far ↓
shatraw // September 8, 2007 at 4:07 am |
i predict this ends with some passionate kissing in barn followed by your father dying , one letter a week for 8 years and eventually, and her studying art history in paris.
i mean, are you really gonna let wayne to take over your father’s business?
kara // September 11, 2007 at 9:32 am |
yeah, so that was really disgusting. i don’t think i can come back here
Murder // September 11, 2007 at 10:15 am |
kmase, say it ain’t so!
come on, walk a mile in winnie’s shoes! this is what his life is like!
kara // September 11, 2007 at 12:01 pm |
maybe you should add “Reasons to Kill Yourself” tag to this post because i just read it again and i want to die
Winnie Cooper // September 11, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
DUde, r u cereal? u needz to bucK up/dis is mad ril rite here