Trey Apparently Still Lives Here

TreyAnstsio (1:38:44 PM): cheese?

Jumpboy5 (1:39:24 PM): TREY!

TreyAnstsio (1:38:56 PM): hello cheese!

TreyAnstsio (1:39:02 PM): long time no talk

TreyAnstsio (1:39:04 PM): TALK

TreyAnstsio (1:39:06 PM): LIKE MY SONG

Jumpboy5 (1:39:49 PM): hah, yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:39:23 PM): so ehh, i mean, what’s been up?

Jumpboy5 (1:40:20 PM): actually, I’m listening to Billy Breathes

Jumpboy5 (1:40:54 PM): I heard about Owen Wilson’s attempted suicide and got kinda sad, and when i go to my sad place I listen to BB.

TreyAnstsio (1:40:26 PM): great, great

Jumpboy5 (1:41:06 PM): Hey Trey.

Jumpboy5 (1:41:11 PM): Can I ask you a question

TreyAnstsio (1:40:41 PM): of course you can cheese

TreyAnstsio (1:40:50 PM): what do you want to know?

Jumpboy5 (1:41:56 PM): Why cant I just replace Page? Everyone knows he’s the one keeping phish apart.

Jumpboy5 (1:42:17 PM): I can do it, just give me one chance

TreyAnstsio (1:41:55 PM): hmm. well, i don’t doubt your talents cheese

Jumpboy5 (1:42:36 PM): okok

TreyAnstsio (1:42:01 PM): but let me answer your question with a story:

Jumpboy5 (1:42:47 PM): ugh…ok

Jumpboy5 (1:42:57 PM): as long as it isnt the story of the gost

Jumpboy5 (1:43:03 PM): is it the story of the ghost?

TreyAnstsio (1:42:17PM): no it is not the story of the ghost 

TreyAnstsio (1:42:29 PM): do you remember when i started that band called Oysterhead after phish broke up the first time?

Jumpboy5 (1:43:13 PM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:42:50 PM): and do you remember how i had a huge awesome antler attached to my guitar?

Jumpboy5 (1:43:37 PM): yeah

TreyAnstsio (1:43:32 PM): and do you remember how when i moved my hand away from the antler and then closer to it, it went “waaah wuh wuh wah!  wuh wahh wahh…wuh wuh! wah wawawawa waaaaaaaahh”?

Jumpboy5 (1:44:29 PM): I DO!

TreyAnstsio (1:43:57 PM): yeah!

TreyAnstsio (1:44:01 PM): so

TreyAnstsio (1:44:09 PM): um

TreyAnstsio (1:44:13 PM): how sweet was that right?

Jumpboy5 (1:45:05 PM): so you dont even need Page when you have the spirit antlers?

TreyAnstsio (1:44:31 PM): oh right, page

Jumpboy5 (1:45:12 PM): is that it?

TreyAnstsio (1:44:39 PM): no page is just sort of a squirrely little bitch

Jumpboy5 (1:45:22 PM): oh