REDEMPTION VIA HINDSIGHT

Nevahmind, we won after all!

Kevin: did you win the perfect strangers stuff?

Sent at 10:35 AM on Tuesday

Murder: yep

god dammit

Kevin: dude

that is the perfect ending to our ebay war

are you kidding?

Murder: it is?

Kevin: yes man

everything that could have possibly gone wrong, did

and you ended up with a bunch of perfect strangers buttons and a sheep on a pencil

me: hmmm

YOU’RE RIGHT

Kevin: ‘we are the champions’ is playing in my head right now

Murder: it’s like we transcended competition!

Kevin: we outfoxed everybody

it was the surprise ending no one expected

due to massive misdirection on our part

Murder: dude

that is incredible!

Kevin: i coudn’t be happier

and we couldn’t have planned it better

VICTORY IS A DISH THAT TASTES LIKE SIAMESE FRIED RICE AND ALSO VERY SWEET AND AWESOME.