There’s Feathers Everywhere

Kevin: die hard: with a vengeance was on tv the other night

and the truck that Bruce Willis hijacks belongs to John Murray trucking

Murder: YES

I MEAN NO

THAT BASTARD

I WANT MY TRUCK BACK

Kevin: it was for the greater good

there was a BOMB

Murder: does that make me a hero?

Kevin: more of a hero assistant

you gotta start somewhere though

Murder: you’re telling me putting up with Bruce Willis’s bullshit doesn’t make me a hero?

Kevin: do you consider demi moore a hero?

Murder: no i consider her a potter

a blind potter

i could see patrick swayze behind her the whole time

i just took this conversation somewhere else didn’t i?

Kevin: yes

the map just flew out the window

Murder: and someone cut the brake lines

Kevin: and we just crashed through a chicken truck

there’s feathers everywhere