So I was fucking around on the Google today, when all of a sudden I came across the damnest thing. Apparently, not only did Anne Franke keep a journal those years she was locked in the attic, she also kept a blog! Here are some choice selections I found to be most intriguing.
dAy 48: i iz still hidin from the nazis, in the attic. gawd it is getting wicked boring up here. today i ask my brother to make the face he always makes that makes me lolz. he made it and i ROFL. but then i hrd a noize and said SHH! BRB BRB! cuz the nazis were dwnstrs.
dAy 234: today roolz! i wuz lookin thru the boxes in the attic wit my brother and we wuz diggin thru a box of dumb hats when we found a old webcam! it was like totes old but whatevah! then my brother tried to take it away and i said no! whatevah! give it back plz! kthnx! and he did so then we got the webcam up and started taking pix and posted them to kewl sites! then as a wicked funny joke i post my brothers pix to petfinder.com! LOLZ! here is da first pix we toox of me:
LOLZ ROFLZ! LMAO! I IZ UZIN PAPAH AND A PENSIL LIKE IT IS STILL 1935 OR WHATEVAH! LOLZ!
dAy 392: tOdaY i triez to host adsense to make some moneyz off all these hitz i iz getting. (hopefully not from the nazis LOLZ!) But then i clicked on the one for “win a free ipod” like 45 timez to make some extra moneyz and i gotz a email from googlez sayin i was clicking it and they knew so now i has no more adsense. sUx. it is getting wicked quiet around here lately. nazis r dumb.
Obviously the cultural significance of finding this blog goes without saying. The fact that Anne Frank kept a blog, or that Petfinder.com even existed back then is going to erase a lot of preconceptions people may have had about World War II.
30 responses so far ↓
shatraw // July 10, 2007 at 5:21 pm |
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
narnia // July 10, 2007 at 7:09 pm |
this is content.
Me. // October 3, 2007 at 6:23 pm |
Um, wow. To even make a joke about this is cruel. Did you ever even READ her diary? All the hardships they went through just be believing in a religion. My god, you guys are really really horrible.
shatraw // October 4, 2007 at 3:10 pm |
hey “me.”
next time post a link to your thoughtful livejournal so we can make fun of you there.
Winnie Cooper // October 5, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Anne Frank is a the top of my draft board for fantasy hide-and-seek.
Rafael Brito // October 10, 2007 at 8:14 am |
Sou brasileiro.
erin // October 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm |
You are sick. Anne Frank is dead and all you can do is take the mick. You just lowlive dirty scum.I could spit on your face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Murder // October 10, 2007 at 4:48 pm |
take the mick? like steal an irish guy?
I GUESS THEY DONT HAVE LOLZ IN AUSTRALAILLAAIA.
Winnie Cooper // October 11, 2007 at 12:27 pm |
Eric, I totally agree with you. A/S/L?
dragons rule // October 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm |
you are a fucking jerk how dare you mock Anne Frank!!! she died when she was olny 15!!! If you read her diary you would know she didnt have a brother you idiot!
owl // October 24, 2007 at 6:16 pm |
hmpf shows what you know about history man if thats all you know about anne frabk id say you need to read her diary and get you head out of the clouds smart one i cant belive anyone would be dumb enough to believe that garbage
jena // October 24, 2007 at 6:34 pm |
you are so sick its not even funny ugg
Murder // October 24, 2007 at 8:18 pm |
Wow this is awesome.
shatraw // October 26, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
so murder, are these posts from:
A) your friends under clever pseudonyms like “owl” and “dragons rule”
or
2) some 8th grade social studies class, somewhere in Pennsylvania
Janne // December 8, 2007 at 9:53 pm |
Ok,listen here u stupid cow.Anne frank was a great person,and your not,grow up get a life and stop mocking inspiring people,just because u r an old fart.OK?
Are u discombobulated???
Murder // December 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm |
TOTES DISCOMBOBULATED.
narnia // December 9, 2007 at 12:55 pm |
i hate stupid cows!
HATERID // December 14, 2007 at 8:14 am |
I just read her diary and this is nothing like it and to make something up that is plainly junk is rude, distugting, and wrong
shatraw // December 14, 2007 at 5:40 pm |
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A TOTAL HISTORICAL MISREPRESENTATION!
adsense wasn’t invented yet.
but the rest is about right.
McGriddle // December 18, 2007 at 12:21 pm |
funneh funneh
the bubblegum // December 23, 2007 at 11:07 am |
who ever wrote this is a fuckin jerk. i respect anne frank and this jerk who wrote this shit should be punished. if weren’t because of anne frank, we wouldnt know how she suffered! pfft. so pissed
merisa // February 27, 2008 at 12:10 pm |
I suppose this is what free speech is all about, but you adolescents show incredible lack of education, empathy, and good taste. You should get your butts away from the computer and out to do some good in the world.
adrianmichaelchen // March 25, 2008 at 3:21 am |
You ever have a funny idea and you Google it to see if someone has already come up with it and they totally already have? That’s what just happened to me right now.
lol // May 22, 2008 at 1:32 pm |
Wow, this is the lamest thing I’ve ever read. Funny idea, but awful delivery. Insta-fail.
TLB // June 7, 2008 at 9:29 pm |
I dunno what’s funnier, the blog’s content itself, or the comments from people who think the internet cares what they have to say. Spot-on parody, my good sir/madam.
NZYMS // June 25, 2008 at 9:29 am |
hahahaha….you got pissed pissing Anne Frank
Billina'96 // February 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm |
Cara anne Frank 6 1 persona a me molto cara. Spero ke stai bene!!!!!!!!!! 1 bacione!!!!!!!!!!T.V.T.T.T.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lilly // April 23, 2009 at 11:43 am |
this is so rude that girl things unimaginable and your trying to make fun of her besides the fact she didnt have a brother and never wrote about an attic your so rude
Jasmine // July 22, 2009 at 5:07 am |
ROFLROFL
this is histerical
and anyone who thinks it isnt
needs to pull the dick out of their ass and get a sense of humor.