I have decided I am going to write a novel called “Shit Canyon”. It is going to be in the mystery/thriller genre of your local bookstores within a year, because it is brilliant. It’s about four unsuspecting teens who go for a weekend camping trip in picturesque Shit Canyon. However, there is a fucking psychopath who lives there, and he starts murdering people. Then the teens start freaking out because he stole all their camping gear and their boom box with the Third Eye Blind cds, so they start to go crazy and blame each other. And two of them have sex for the first time, with each other, which is awesome. A passage:
“Oh God, we have to find a way out of this shitty canyon!” said Frank.
“Who would have thought a canyon could be so shitty,” replied Susan.
Sweet. Below is the working cover.
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shatraw // June 18, 2007 at 8:25 pm |
i see this as a graphic novel. so you can really show the violence. and the tits.